Death Before Decaf Quarter-Zip Sweatshirt — Vintage Coastline Coffee Lover
Death Before Decaf Quarter-Zip Sweatshirt — Vintage Coastline Coffee Lover
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This quarter-zip brings a wink of dark humor to your morning ritual. The vintage coastline graphic and “Death Before Decaf” slogan land somewhere between seaside nostalgia and caffeine-fueled sarcasm — perfect for anyone who treats coffee like survival gear. Wear it on slow, foggy mornings when the kettle hums and the world is still waking, or toss it on before a long drive to the coast. The soft, heavy-weight fabric and relaxed cut feel comforting without being fussy. Rolled shoulders and a self-lined collar give it an easy, lived-in silhouette that pairs naturally with jeans, beanies, and that travel mug that never leaves your hand. It’s for people who collect well-worn layers, trade polite smiles for dry quips, and want their wardrobe to speak their language on brisk mornings and late-night roster shifts alike.
Product features
- Soft 80% ringspun cotton / 20% polyester blend for a comfortable touch
- Heavy-weight fabric (9.5 oz /yd²) for warmth and durability
- Relaxed, side-seamed fit with rolled-forward shoulders for easy movement
- 1x1 rib cuffs and waistband with spandex for secure, lasting fit
- OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes and self-fabric lined collar for quality and cleaner dyeing
Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), gentle cycle
- Bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Length, in | 27.50 | 28.50 | 29.50 | 30.50 | 31.50 | 32.50 |
| Width, in | 21.00 | 23.00 | 25.00 | 26.50 | 28.00 | 29.50 |
| Sleeve length, in | 31.50 | 33.50 | 35.25 | 36.75 | 38.25 | 39.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
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