This quarter-zip brings a wink of dark humor to your morning ritual. The vintage coastline graphic and “Death Before Decaf” slogan land somewhere between seaside nostalgia and caffeine-fueled sarcasm — perfect for anyone who treats coffee like survival gear. Wear it on slow, foggy mornings when the kettle hums and the world is still waking, or toss it on before a long drive to the coast. The soft, heavy-weight fabric and relaxed cut feel comforting without being fussy. Rolled shoulders and a self-lined collar give it an easy, lived-in silhouette that pairs naturally with jeans, beanies, and that travel mug that never leaves your hand. It’s for people who collect well-worn layers, trade polite smiles for dry quips, and want their wardrobe to speak their language on brisk mornings and late-night roster shifts alike.
Product features - Soft 80% ringspun cotton / 20% polyester blend for a comfortable touch - Heavy-weight fabric (9.5 oz /yd²) for warmth and durability - Relaxed, side-seamed fit with rolled-forward shoulders for easy movement - 1x1 rib cuffs and waistband with spandex for secure, lasting fit - OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes and self-fabric lined collar for quality and cleaner dyeing
Care instructions - Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F), gentle cycle - Bleach as needed - Tumble dry: medium heat - Do not iron - Do not dryclean
